Oh God what am I doing?

Some people have ideas. Some are awesome, like humping a horse while skydiving, and some are lame, like humping a beaver while skydiving. This is one of the latter.

This is the stupid blog of an average working class gentleman, free for all. May you laugh, may you cry, may you masturbate while climbing a wall of penises, but above all, may you enjoy reading all this crap.